MAKING OUT LIKE A BANDIT
Monday, December 19, 2011 at 12:02AM 
The theme for this year at The Good District has been straight up inconsistency. Both in DC, and on my blog, things are feeling a little neglected. In fact, if I am being entirely honest, I no longer even live in The District. I happily moved out to the suburbs this summer and haven't looked back.
After one too many mouse visitors actively inspired my writing, as if my name was Walt Disney, it was time to head out. While I still work in the District, and play in the District, I have come to love my drive out of the city to the land of big grocery stores and easy parking. It is nothing short of amazing.
In the peace and quiet of suburban living, I have had a chance to watch entirely too much reality television, shop at the mall, and clean out my walk-in closets. I believe this is called: The American Dream. And in the spirit of capitalism, I am pursuing attempt number three of "Project Selling Stuff to my Readers."
Attempt Number One: Heart Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookies on Day 20 of this blog. If you need a reminder, click here. If you all had only had a chance to taste test these bad boys, I would not be blogging right now, but considering going public on the foundation of my cookie empire. They were that good. But alas, after being played like a fiddle by a scam artist who took me for my goodwill and a ton of free cookies, that chapter is closed, never to open again. (Well, maybe I am being dramatic.)
Attempt Number Two: The Good District T-Shirt. I still think it was a good idea. But I can also admit that I am officially the only person rocking said t-shirt, which was created in the DC Snowpocalypse of 2009. When my children ask how I survived all that snow, I can say I poured all of my creative genius into a 100% cotton garment, and the mental stimulation kept me warm, kept me going.
And here we are at Attempt Number Three: EBay.
It was inevitable right? Ebay had to emerge at some point in this conversation. What do cookie baking, t-shirt designing bloggers eventually break down and do? Ebay of course. The blogging and cookie baking were like gateway drugs to the almighty Ebay. In fairness I did put two books up for sale on Ebay earlier this year, and sold one. So I have a 50/50 average. And those are the best online selling odds I have had in two years. So I will take it!
The latest? 13 items of women's clothing, that I have cleaned out, and would like to send to a happy home. I like to consider this little EBay venture like my very own Good District Pop-Up Shop. Everything is listed at a starting bid of $1 - and currently someone is making out like a bandit, getting a couple of my favorite pieces at the starting price. So, go check it out! Support capitalism and the almighty Ebay.
More to come in 2012. Milagros




